Who Would You Rather Suck?

OK, then, how about River Phoenix in the opening minutes of My Own Private Idaho

or

Joe D'Allesandro in the opening minutes of Andy Warhol's Trash?
 
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Orlando Bloom because he's british and he's hoot
and I just don't get Jared Padalecki at all

handsome and hot with a small penis
or
average looking guy who has a big tool